Quatrain of Three Little Peckers - 1320

Quatrain of Three Little Peckers

Pecker - slang for the p word

There once were three
little peckers looking
for a place to
play,

The first pecker looked
in the cooler and found
the curds and
whey,

The second pecker asked
for a doctor's note,
whereas he was
sick

The third pecker searched
for love, he thought of
himself as a giant
dick.

Yorktown Disciple
1999